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"Sweet cheese are made of this"

Quelles paroles de chansons massacre-t-on le plus ? Classement par Spotify

Par Sophie Marchand

Spotify a eu la bonne idée de demander aux internautes de faire le classement des chansons les moins bien chantées. Non pas en fonction de leur difficulté technique, mais plutôt au regard des paroles les moins bien respectées. 

On trouve ainsi dans ce classement - version US: 

 

  1. "Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche when you're rollin’ in the night" au lieu de Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night (Manfred Mann’s Earth Band, Blinded By the Light) – 52%
  2. "Scuse me, while I kiss this guy" à la place de  "Scuse me, while I kiss the sky" (Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze) – 19%
  3. "Rock the cat box" à la place de "Rock the Casbah" (The Clash, Rock The Casbah) – 14%
  4. "Hold me closer Tony Danza" pour "Hold me closer tiny dancer" (Elton John,Tiny Dancer) – 13%
  5. "There’s a bathroom on the right" pour "There’s a bad moon on the rise" (Credence Clearwater Revival, Bad Moon Rising) – 12%
  6. "Take me down to a very nice city" pour "Take me down to paradise city" (Guns N’ Roses, Paradise City) – 10%
  7. "Animal!" pour "Panama!" (Van Halen, Panama) – 9%
  8. "Like a cheese stick" au lieu de "Like a G6" (Far East Movement, Like a G6) – 8%
  9. "Don't go Jason waterfalls" à la place de "Don’t go chasing waterfalls" (TLC,Waterfalls) – 7%
  10. "I blow bubbles when you are not here" pour "My world crumbles when you are not near" (Macy Gray, I Try) – 4%

 

Et dans la version UK, le classement place "Sweet Dreams are Made of This" : 

1. "Sweet dreams are made of cheese" pour "Sweet dreams are made of this" (Eurythmics, Sweet Dreams) – 28%
2. "We found Dove in a soapless place" au lieu de "We found love in a hopeless place" (Rihanna, We Found Love) – 26%
3. "Can't stand gravy" pour "Constant craving" (kd lang, Constant Craving) – 20%
4. "Do it like a lady" au lieu de "Dude looks like a lady" (Aerosmith, Dude Looks Like A Lady) – 10%
5. "Peggy, Peggy Suuuuue" = "Beggin', beggin youuuu" (Madcon, Beggin' ) – 7%
6. "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you" pour "Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you" (Paul Young, Every Time You Go Away) – 3%
7. "Hold me close now Tony Danza" pour "Hold me closer tiny dancer" (Elton John, Tiny Dancer) – 3%
8. "Daddy I've fallen for a lobster" = "Daddy I've fallen for a monster" (Stooshe, Black Heart) – 1%
9. "Hey ho, gotta let go" = "Hey ho galileo" (Taio Cruz, Dynamite) – 1%
10. "It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not" = "It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" (Jon Bon Jovi, Living On A Prayer) – 1%


Et en version française, ça donnerait quoi ?